Dagens "Overheard in New York"

Det roligaste, uppsnappade samtalet från NYC igår:

Manicuree #1: I learned something new about myself today--
Manicuree #2: Oh, what was that?
Manicuree #1: --at my gynecologist's office.
Manicuree #2: Hmm?
Manicuree #1: I learned that I need an extra long speculum for my pelvic exams.

--Astoria nail salon